Wack Lyric of the Day, 8-8-08

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on August 8th, 2008 by Hyphen

Koopa

Wrapping up the all Chamillionaire WLotD week with another punchline that tries way too hard:

“My garage is full of ‘RARRR’, yeah, Jaguars and Gators/
My hand is where the oak gon’ land like the Raiders”
–Chamillionaire, “Make Me Better Freestyle (Get On My Level)”

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 8-7-08

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on August 7th, 2008 by Hyphen

Cham

Cham week, Pt. 4:

“You know you’re no Dupri, but you’re a germ-mayne/
I got the sanitizer that’ll extinguish your fame”
–Chamillionaire, “A Milli Freestyle”

Jermaine/germ mayne?  Really?  That’s what we’re doing here?  Ok.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 8-06-08

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on August 6th, 2008 by Hyphen

Cham

Koopa WLotD week pushes on:

“Bet that he could leave out with the baddest one/
Call her ‘dot com’ cause she lookin’ like she Amazon”
–Chamillionaire, “Foolish Freestyle”

Even Chino XL is cringing at these punchlines.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 8-5-08

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on August 5th, 2008 by Hyphen

Cham

Cham Week, pt. 2:

“I Phil-up Banks, my account bigger than Carlton’s/
Ladies call me Daly, like my first name was Carson”
–Chamillionaire, “What’s Up”

You know, I actually like the first part, just cause Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is the greatest television series of all time.  That said, it still sounds like a punchline you’d write in middle school (or if you were a ‘net-cee’ in the late 90’s), and the second part is just inexcusable.  Reminds me of Erick Sermon-esque punchlines: “I’m grindin…LIKE THE CLIPSE!”  Oops, pow, surprise, ohhhhhhhh.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 8-4-08

Posted in Artists, Joints, Wack Lyric of the Day on August 4th, 2008 by Hyphen

Cham

Disclaimer: I like Koopa, but this might be an all Chamillionaire WLotD week.  He’s had a lot of questionable lines recently, which is probably a product of releasing so many punchline heavy verses.  If you do that, you’re bound to have some that don’t quite come off.  Herrrrrrrrre we go:

“When it come to fans, I got hella like copters”
–Chamillionaire, “What’s Up”

BTW, “What’s Up” is a new joint from Rhymefest featuring Cham and Jadakiss that just leaked last week.  If you missed it, here you go:

Rhymefest ft. Jadakiss & Chamillionaire – “What’s Up”

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