Wack Lyric of the Day, 9-17-08

Posted in Artists, Wack Lyric of the Day on September 17th, 2008 by Hyphen

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“Goin’ at their heads like hair in a comb/
Sittin’ by the window, I just stare at the stone/
Know I might get through it, like hair in a comb”
–Lil’ Wayne, “I’m Me”

So nice, he had to say it twice, I suppose.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 9-2-08

Posted in Artists, Wack Lyric of the Day on September 2nd, 2008 by Hyphen

Wayne

Day two of Wayne’s WLotD month features a little something off a newly released atrocity that hit the net last week:

“Boy, you know I’m on my bullsh*t, slip on a banana/
You just such a (?), shootin’ like Bonanza/
Dirty like that hamper/
Boy, you are not a man, you are just Amanda/
I bet that chopper bring em all propaganda/
Come on world, bare with me like a panda”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Guerilla”

Wow.  Did they mean to title the song “Gorilla” too?  Seeing as how there are repeated references to apes and bananas, and none to anything army related, I’ma go ahead and guess yes.  Sigh.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 9-1-08

Posted in Artists, Wack Lyric of the Day on September 1st, 2008 by Hyphen

Wayne wins

Wayne and Jeezy battled it out last week, but I think we all know there’s only one winner loser here.  The undisputed king of wack lyrics is none other than Dwayne Carter.  As a prize, Weezy wins a continuous streak of WLotD, possibly for the entire month of September.  We’ll see how it goes.  First up, a contribution from my Ill Vibes fam:

“And my jewelry is louder than an engine sound/
Big ass rocks like on the ground/
Dirty like socks that on the ground”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Let It Rock”

This is off one of Wayne’s countless guest appearances, Kevin Rudolf’s “Let It Rock.”  LOL @ paying this dude a ton of money to drop a wack verse, in hopes that his name alone makes the song a hit.  Doesn’t that plan backfire if Wayne has 10 new guest spots a week?  Well, I guess it doesn’t backfire for Wayne.  He gets syrup money for the next decade.  KEEP WACK ALIVE!

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 6-10-08

Posted in Artists, Wack Lyric of the Day on June 10th, 2008 by Hyphen

Weezy

Well, The Carter III was finally released today and every person with awful taste has run up on me calling it a classic (even Diddy felt the need to proclaim greatness). More people than ever are buying into this “greatest rapper alive” nonsense, so I figured I would use Weezy for today’s WLotD. He’s definitely the G.O.A.T. in that category, hands down. There’s about 8 wack lyrics in the first song alone, but this is the one I’m rolling with for today:

“Abracadabra, I’m up like Viagra”
–Lil’ Wayne, “3 Peat”

Wow.

It also gives me an excuse to post this article on Roger Clemens and his penchant for Viagra.  Ahh, how the mighty have fallen hahah.

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