Wack Lyric of the Day, 7-4-12

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on July 4th, 2012 by Hyphen

Yeah, I know WLotD kinda died a few years ago when I became equal parts too busy and too apathetic to continue to call out idiocy in new songs, but if I happen to be blogging as I hear something dumb, I reserve the right to revive it.  You can thank Pleasure P, he of the legendary wack lyric veteran group, Pretty Ricky.  His new song with Tyga is called “I Like Girlz,” which aside from the always classy and edgy replacement of the letter “s” with a “z,” seems straightforward enough…until you hear the chorus:

“I love girls, I love girls, I love girls // So much, I think I’m lesbiahonest”

While Drake’s original line was pretty funny and somewhat clever, turning it into a hook for your single was a bad move P.  But then again, you named yourself Pleasure P, so I suppose it’s all relative.

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 1-7-12

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on January 7th, 2012 by Hyphen

“Shawty burnin’ up like a pound of wasabi”
— Bobby V, “Drop It”

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Wack Lyric of the Day, 11-23-11

Posted in Wack Lyric of the Day on November 23rd, 2011 by Hyphen

“I go so hard they call me Go So Hard”
— Lil Wayne, “Bang Bang Pow Pow”

It’s been a while since I posted any WLotD’s but hey, I haven’t been listening to much Wayne lately.  All that changed a few minutes ago and sure enough, his opening line on the new T-Pain single reminded me all about his amazing wackness.

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