Wack Lyric of the Day, 6-12-08


(what happened?)

Man, labels are making my job easy. I don’t even have to search for these, they come right to my inbox every day. LL may be a legend, but he manages to fire off multiple wack lines in his new single featuring The Dream, the creatively titled…”Baby.” Sigh. Here’s a sampling:

“Hot sex on a platter, no need to cook/I let her steal my heart like a horny crook”
“My pulp ain’t fiction, it’s an addiction/To see your booty clap on the floor in the kitchen”
“Nasty girl, taught me all the lingo/Mama played bingo/She ride mandingo/She don’t give a damn if I’m married or single/She makes me tingle!”
“She lookin’ for a man that could give her a break/Like Usher or Justin Tim-ber-lake/I’m really not sure if her breasts are fake/Cause with whipped cream on ’em, they taste just like cake”
“Bought her some dessert, give a damn if it’s early/Head spinnin’ around like roller derby”

And in the last verse he breaks out the stale Nelly impression and fires off a depressing string of “surrre/currr/hurrr/everywurrrr” rhymes.

Oh, I can’t forget The Dream on the hook too. In stirring lyrics that evoke the complex emotions of love and heartbreak that only classic soul music can provide, he channels a young Stevie and sings:

“I’m your baby, I’m your baby, I’m your baby, I’m your baby, I’m your baby, your baby, your baby, your baby/I’m your baby, your baby, your baby, your baby, I’m your baby, your baby, yeah, yeaaaah, yeaaaaaah, hell yeaaaaah”

Epic. [Hov] Do you fools listen to music, or do you just skim through it? [/Hov]

Anyway, listen…if…you…dare.

LL Cool J ft. The Dream – “Baby”

In much doper LL related news, Info posted up an ill segment of Tony Toca‘s radio show where Eminem (still alive!?!) prank called Touch and LL. Definitely a much better listen than the single. Wow @ that ish getting 30K downloads in a day. Anything Em touches blows the hell up.

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2 Responses to “Wack Lyric of the Day, 6-12-08”

  1. the one says:

    It’s amazing how fucking stupid you are those lyrics are light hearted and witty.. You dumb fuck!!!!! The record is hot!!! Every song is not a battle freestyle asshole!!! It’s called diversity..stupid!!! LL coolj is the goat!! 24 yrs and still relevant!! Eat a dick!!!!!

  2. Hyphen says:

    ahahaha damn man, calm your ass down.

    a) clearly I enjoy all sorts of ‘light hearted and witty’ lyrics. All my favorite mc’s spit bars that would qualify like that, and with real simple rhyme schemes too. The lyrics from this track aren’t wack cause they aren’t multi-syllable battle rhymes. They’re wack cause they’re corny and LL can do better.

    b) I like all sorts of styles…backpack ish, street ish, r&b guest verses, club joints, etc. People spit wack lines in every type of those songs.

    c) Some of my favorite MC’s spit wack lines, and I post em

    d) LL is a legend…and I’m a fan

    e) Maybe you didn’t see the first WLotD that I posted, but I mentioned that spitting a wack lyric doesn’t make you a wack rapper. I’m fans of a ton of people guilty for rappin some dumb ish.

    and finally, and most importantly, these posts are for fun and just joking around. If you take yourself that seriously, the door is thaaaaaaaaatta way

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