The Audacity of Dope

This is like watching a tennis match.  Wayne…Jeezy…Wayne…Jeezy…Wayne.  Who wants the WLotD crown?  It’s a fight to the death.

“Never been fakin’, they are Clay-er than Aiken/
I don’t play-dough, and they love to hate it”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Don’t Tell Me It’s Over”

I do indeed.  This is from the new Gym Class Heroes track that hit the net a few days ago.  If you want to check it out, here you go:

Gym Class Heroes ft. Lil’ Wayne & Dre – “Don’t Tell Me It’s Over”

Uh oh, The Recession has leaked.  Jeezy’s coming for Wayne’s crown:

“M.I.-yayo in the kitchen, Scott Storch everywhere/
White Vette, black top, kung fu panda bear (deyyyyyyym!)/
Call me sensei, I got that tae-kwon-dooooo/
On my Angelina sh*t, I want that Brad Pitt dough”
–Young Jeezy, “Welcome Back”

Welcome back indeed, though +1 point for using Storch’s name to refer to cocaine.  I wonder how it feels to be so white that your name is a euphemism for coke.  “Only thing whiter is Brooke Shields” – Cam’Ron

*shudder*

“I’m hot, but the car cool/
She wet, that’s a carpool/
Been in that water since a youngin’, you just shark food/
Quick Draw McGraw, I went to art school”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Fireman”

I bet Cam’s mad he didn’t spit that.  Wayne saw Jeezy take yesterday’s WLotD and said he’s not giving up the top spot without a fight.

Jeezy’s fighting with Wayne for the WLotD crown.  The Recession is really gonna put the pressure back on Wayne to raise his wackness to the next level.  Truly, a clash for the ages.  Today’s:

“Stuntin’ on Martin Luther, feelin’ just like a King/
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream”
–Young Jeezy, “My President Is Black”

Yeah, that’s funny actually.  That’s exactly what he meant.  Guess Jeezy never saw “Return of the King.”

“By my nephews and neices, I will email Jesus/
Tell him forward to Moses, and cc Allah”
–Young Jeezy, “My President Is Black”

My exact response:

The new Large Professor album is cool, but this guest spot just didn’t do it for me.

“Holla at ‘cha boy, I get chips like ahoy”
–Lotto, “Pump Ya Fist”

*shakes head*

“No you ain’t deaf man/
You heard me, I keep several bad freaks that’s refugees like Clef man/
Johnny Blaze the blunt, I’m tryna get Meth man”
–Chingy, “Anotha One”

Hearing a wack rapper try to be witty is like watching a car crash.  I just can’t turn away.  *shudder*

“I ain’t a X-Box, so why you n****s tryna play with me”
–Young Jeezy, “Crazy World”

Strong Arm Steady are the ish and this is one of my favorite songs out right now, but playing it on last night’s Sound Session reminded me of this line:

“Can’t let it go like it got Elmer’s on it”
–Mitchy Slick, “Can’t Let Go”

Personally, I woulda let that one go.

Last night’s radio show and extensive interview with Bishop Lamont coming later today…hold tight.

I have no idea which one of these dudes rapped on their completely unnecessary and awful remake of H-Town’s classic (LOL @ the video), so I’ll give them a collective WLotD.

“I’m known for turnin’ women on like a lightswitch”
–Pretty Ricky, “Knockin’ Boots”

It’s 2008.  You have to come with a better simile than that.  That’s wack.