And WLotD has reached a new low:
“Etcetera, I told ya, I get paid by the letter/
Like: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Ransom”
This is off the new Drake track that hit the net today. It boggles my mind how much gibberish Wayne spits and how so many people are quick to jock him. You have to hear how wack this is:
Wayne WLotD month rolls on:
“Step into my ring b*tches/
Ding ding b*tches/
Click clack, pow pow, ping ping b*tches”
–Lil’ Wayne, “The American Dream”
Chyea, greatest rapper alive.
Day two of Wayne’s WLotD month features a little something off a newly released atrocity that hit the net last week:
“Boy, you know I’m on my bullsh*t, slip on a banana/
You just such a (?), shootin’ like Bonanza/
Dirty like that hamper/
Boy, you are not a man, you are just Amanda/
I bet that chopper bring em all propaganda/
Come on world, bare with me like a panda”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Guerilla”
Wow. Did they mean to title the song “Gorilla” too? Seeing as how there are repeated references to apes and bananas, and none to anything army related, I’ma go ahead and guess yes. Sigh.
Wayne and Jeezy battled it out last week, but I think we all know there’s only one winner loser here. The undisputed king of wack lyrics is none other than Dwayne Carter. As a prize, Weezy wins a continuous streak of WLotD, possibly for the entire month of September. We’ll see how it goes. First up, a contribution from my Ill Vibes fam:
“And my jewelry is louder than an engine sound/
Big ass rocks like on the ground/
Dirty like socks that on the ground”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Let It Rock”
This is off one of Wayne’s countless guest appearances, Kevin Rudolf’s “Let It Rock.” LOL @ paying this dude a ton of money to drop a wack verse, in hopes that his name alone makes the song a hit. Doesn’t that plan backfire if Wayne has 10 new guest spots a week? Well, I guess it doesn’t backfire for Wayne. He gets syrup money for the next decade. KEEP WACK ALIVE!
Like my man Nphared said yesterday, this battle between Jeezy and Wayne for the WLotD crown is like old school Roger Federer vs. Rafael Nadal. Who will come out on top?
“They love me out in DC, just like go-go/
Said go-go, yeah I said go-go/
See I’m back with Don Cannon, it’s a go-go”
–Young Jeezy, “Circulate”
Does he know he’s supposed to use different words? Dope beat though, even though Cannon’s about the 21928192189 person to flip the sample. Still bangs…and still gibberish.
This is like watching a tennis match. Wayne…Jeezy…Wayne…Jeezy…Wayne. Who wants the WLotD crown? It’s a fight to the death.
“Never been fakin’, they are Clay-er than Aiken/
I don’t play-dough, and they love to hate it”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Don’t Tell Me It’s Over”
I do indeed. This is from the new Gym Class Heroes track that hit the net a few days ago. If you want to check it out, here you go:
Gym Class Heroes ft. Lil’ Wayne & Dre – “Don’t Tell Me It’s Over”
Uh oh, The Recession has leaked. Jeezy’s coming for Wayne’s crown:
“M.I.-yayo in the kitchen, Scott Storch everywhere/
White Vette, black top, kung fu panda bear (deyyyyyyym!)/
Call me sensei, I got that tae-kwon-dooooo/
On my Angelina sh*t, I want that Brad Pitt dough”
–Young Jeezy, “Welcome Back”
Welcome back indeed, though +1 point for using Storch’s name to refer to cocaine. I wonder how it feels to be so white that your name is a euphemism for coke. “Only thing whiter is Brooke Shields” – Cam’Ron
*shudder*
“I’m hot, but the car cool/
She wet, that’s a carpool/
Been in that water since a youngin’, you just shark food/
Quick Draw McGraw, I went to art school”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Fireman”
I bet Cam’s mad he didn’t spit that. Wayne saw Jeezy take yesterday’s WLotD and said he’s not giving up the top spot without a fight.
Jeezy’s fighting with Wayne for the WLotD crown. The Recession is really gonna put the pressure back on Wayne to raise his wackness to the next level. Truly, a clash for the ages. Today’s:
“Stuntin’ on Martin Luther, feelin’ just like a King/
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream”
–Young Jeezy, “My President Is Black”
Yeah, that’s funny actually. That’s exactly what he meant. Guess Jeezy never saw “Return of the King.”
“By my nephews and neices, I will email Jesus/
Tell him forward to Moses, and cc Allah”
–Young Jeezy, “My President Is Black”
My exact response:
