The new Large Professor album is cool, but this guest spot just didn’t do it for me.
“Holla at ‘cha boy, I get chips like ahoy”
–Lotto, “Pump Ya Fist”
*shakes head*
“No you ain’t deaf man/
You heard me, I keep several bad freaks that’s refugees like Clef man/
Johnny Blaze the blunt, I’m tryna get Meth man”
–Chingy, “Anotha One”
Hearing a wack rapper try to be witty is like watching a car crash. I just can’t turn away. *shudder*
“I ain’t a X-Box, so why you n****s tryna play with me”
–Young Jeezy, “Crazy World”
Strong Arm Steady are the ish and this is one of my favorite songs out right now, but playing it on last night’s Sound Session reminded me of this line:
“Can’t let it go like it got Elmer’s on it”
–Mitchy Slick, “Can’t Let Go”
Personally, I woulda let that one go.
Last night’s radio show and extensive interview with Bishop Lamont coming later today…hold tight.
I have no idea which one of these dudes rapped on their completely unnecessary and awful remake of H-Town’s classic (LOL @ the video), so I’ll give them a collective WLotD.
“I’m known for turnin’ women on like a lightswitch”
–Pretty Ricky, “Knockin’ Boots”
It’s 2008. You have to come with a better simile than that. That’s wack.
It’s so painful when Jeezy tries to be lyrical:
“I really ain’t buyin’ all this bull***t they sellin’ me/
When the government throwin’ more curves than the letter C/
I said the letter C, I guess that’s for correctional/
They tryna box me in, sit me still like a vegetable”
–Young Jeezy, “Crazy World”
Reminds me of his other epic food reference, “it’s goin’ down on aisle three/I’ll bag you like some groceries,” from “Love In This Club.” Get ’em Jeezy.
We had Serius on Sound Session a while back and dude was cool as hell. Plus he can really rhyme, so I’m a fan. That said, why would you start off a freestyle with the very first line:
…speechless.
AZ is ill, but umm:
“Mind of Muhammad, signs of the Masonic/
Both combine, I’m a verbal rhyme colonic”
–AZ, “Knowledge Is Freedom”
I think a good general rule would be to never refer to yourself as any kind of colonic. Maybe that’s just me though.
Wrapping up the all Chamillionaire WLotD week with another punchline that tries way too hard:
“My garage is full of ‘RARRR’, yeah, Jaguars and Gators/
My hand is where the oak gon’ land like the Raiders”
–Chamillionaire, “Make Me Better Freestyle (Get On My Level)”
Cham week, Pt. 4:
“You know you’re no Dupri, but you’re a germ-mayne/
I got the sanitizer that’ll extinguish your fame”
–Chamillionaire, “A Milli Freestyle”
Jermaine/germ mayne? Really? That’s what we’re doing here? Ok.